Moji

Moji is the OG. She's seen it all, judged it all, and decided most of it wasn't worth getting up for. She embodies laziness in its purest, most aspirational form - the kind of laziness that takes real commitment. She would sell you for a single Dreamies treat but is too tired to fill out the paperwork.

As Chief Leisure Officer, Moji oversees all product lines involving horizontal living, cozy resistance, and the art of doing absolutely nothing with conviction. Her design feedback consists entirely of slow blinks and the occasional repositioning of a paw, which the team has learned to interpret as either approval or indifference. Both are acceptable.