Marigold

The three-colour warning sign you should have taken more seriously. Marigold was found in a rescue shelter, where she was already running the intake desk with an iron paw. She didn't choose us; she simply allowed us to pay the fee and transport her to her new headquarters. Within twenty minutes, she had intimidated the dog and claimed the top of the fridge as her primary observation deck.

She communicates through sharp glances and the occasional, highly judgmental head tilt. As Chief Authority Officer, Marigold anchors the Radical Honesty and Domestic Authority product lines. Her domain focuses on the themes of setting firm boundaries, giving unsolicited feedback, and managing a household with a permanent sense of dissatisfaction.